What you're hopefully waiting for: the story proper.

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1. wintering -- in which we make the acquaintance of everyone involved.
2. cast away your troubles -- in which there is Bollywood pop and relaxants.
3. hallucinoghosts -- in which we all get to know each other.
4. planespotting -- in which Alex is too clever and Llew is (still) obnoxious.
5. a short guide to the afterlife -- in which there is a homecoming and proper introductions.
6. rules of engagement -- in which Winter gets used to her new housemates and is fine, dammit.
7. thin ice -- wherein there are revelations, relatives, cigarettes, and a Moment.